Jestem sam, jak bym był młodym ojcem ze Slaithwaite

Taki oto sparafrazowany wers rodem z Opola mi przyszedł do głowy, kiedy wychodząc z biblioteki salfordiańskiej w ostatnią środę w piękną pogodę, wróble (lub jakieś inne ptactwo) ćwierkają, nad ławką jemioła (albo jakieś inne zielsko niż jemioła, nie wiem, z zielnika nawet drugi nie byłem), siadam na ów ławce i co mi się nie podobało na tej ów ławce, to że siedziałem na tej ławce sam jak palec, no przykro, co zrobisz, nawet Xavior ma słabsze momenty, a co gorsze, usiadłem na tej ławce, bo nie wiedziałem, co mam robić po prostu, czy iść w lewo czy w prawo (po co ja chciałem niby iść w lewo?), wychodzą znajome portugalsko-angolsko-greckie twarze, alright mate?, no i wtedy dopiero jakiś fason złapałem, zostawiłem zawiasa na ławce, i tak doszedłem do wniosku, że aż taki nastrój ma się chyba wtedy i tylko wtedy gdy jedynym narzędziem potrzebnym do pracy jest komputer z Internetem i tego narzędzia się nie ma i się nie może nic zrobić, bo się na tym nie zna i nikt nie może pomóc; gdy jedzie się do Huddersfield pociągiem droższym niż miesięczny na autobusy w Gliwicach, żeby poinformować Local Authority o zmianie adresu i zadać jedno ważne pytanie, i mogłem pocałować klamkę, ale tego nie zrobiłem, bo po co całować klamkę?; jeżeli chce się iść w ten sam dzień (nie żadne święto czy coś) do pobliskiej biblioteki, a tam też klamka, choć nieco inna, jeżeli omija się łiningstriki a trafia wiadomo na co, jeżeli z wynikłej frustracji zamiast bibułek z szynką je się na śniadanie pizze, na obiad nic, na kolację żółty ser (po prostu żółty ser, w kostce) i 2 litry mleka, ewentualnie na śniadanie nic, na obiad 5 snickersów, na kolacje 6 (bo 2 się zniszczyły przy próbie przyrządzania) parówek i herbatę, ewentualnie na śniadanie 6 parówek z pieczonym ziemniakiem, na obiad 8 parówek z pieczonym ziemniakiem, na kolację dwie makrele (grillowane), 2 pieczone ziemniaki i 2 marchewki; jeżeli chce się zamówić komputer przez telefon i trafia się na Brytyjkę o imieniu Fatima, jeżeli dzwoni się do Ladbrokes i trzeba rozmawiać z niekompetentnym supervisorem, jeżeli B**** S***** nie akceptuje Visy Electron z Barclays, jeżeli zrywam przyjaźń z Aśką T. z Galway i jeszcze jakieś kilkanaście innych spraw, ale to już innym razem tu opowiem, innym razem.

Ale, ale, miałem napisać to wczoraj, ale piszę dziś. Zdziwił się BF*G (to konkurencja, tylko w moje banerki klikajcie), że mnie wywiało na forum SP i jak zapewne zdziwi się, jak mnie ujrzy w miejscach, na których jeszcze się pojawi, podczas gdy ja osobiście zdziwiłbym się gdybym się mógł tylko jeszcze zdziwić, bo nie dziwi mnie to, że jestem pusty, co zasugerował Chorwat Hill (nie mylić z Napoleonem, Napoleon nie produkował koszulek dla SkyBet), nie dziwię się, że ludzie nadal wierzą, że mogą podwajać swój budżet tydzień w tydzień, bo różowy jest ładniejszy niż niebieski, nie dziwię się, że krakowscy studenci tylko czekają na takich różowych, żeby przez niebieskie stać się zielonym, nie dziwię się, że The Sporting Exchange Ltd nie będzie zważało na kolory, tylko weźmie sobie up to 5%, ogólnie nie dziwię się niczemu, co zobaczyłem w grze, ale tak jak już od paru tygodni mówię, jeśli ma się w miarę rozsądną koncepcję na grę (czy życie, bo zasady rządzą te same, potem to już jest tylko matematyka) to o sukcesie decyduje tylko i wyłącznie reakcja na nieuniknione słabsze okresy, tak jak teraz ze spokojem, bez emocji zareagowałem na bessę, która właśnie nadeszła, ale czego niby miałem się spodziewać w piątek trzynastego? Chociaż przesądny nie jestem, bo wodniki nie są przesądne.

Może i późno pojąłem ściśle tajną tajemnicę sukcesu, ale lepiej późno niż wcale, więc cieszy mnie to, nawet mimo że może przypominam Pufiego, który dziś na Osiedlu Gwardii pijąc z okolicznym elementem tak się odurzył, że jak jakiś pies zaczął na niego szczekać, to on się obrócił w tą stronę minutę później i zaczął szczekać, jak tego drugiego psa już nie było, no taki zawias, kto by pomyślał. Takiego zawiasa to nawet Woody ani ja nie mieliśmy, chociaż jak wychodziłem z biblioteki wtedy (u końca notki znowu zaczepiamy się początkowego wątku, struktura klamrowa, sprawdź to miłośniku beletrestyki nlogowej) zapomniałem pendrive’a wyjąć z pracowni u góry i przez całą noc się wczuwałem czy ja usunąłem z folderu Betting folder z blachami, bo jak nie i nie odzyskałbym tegoż przenośnego dysku, to przecież ja bym chyba uciekł na jakiś naprawdę koniec świata, nie że jakaś Australia czy Kanada i zmienił dane, jakiś fake paszport itd. ale na szczęście pendrajw był dalej w komputerze, specjalnie przybyłem od razu jak otwarli Clitworth. 5 minut po tym jak się uspokoiłem, słyszę za sobą „Oh yes!”, obracam się, a tu Hindus (jak mi później powiedział) mówi, że wczoraj zapomniał pendrajwa wziąć i specjalnie przyszedł dziś wcześniej, bo miał tam zapisane dużo pracy i się bał, że się to straci. No co za przypadek (a kto powiedział, że to był przypadek?)…

54 komentarze

Dołącz do dyskusji i opowiedzieć nam swoją opinię.

supreme clothing
Maj 07, 2019 o 04:05 PM

My husband and i ended up being absolutely cheerful when John could deal with his preliminary research through the entire ideas he grabbed out of the site. It’s not at all simplistic just to choose to be freely giving points some people have been trying to sell. And now we keep in mind we’ve got you to give thanks to because of that. The type of explanations you made, the straightforward site menu, the relationships you aid to foster – it’s got many awesome, and it’s really helping our son in addition to the family consider that the topic is amusing, and that is really important. Thank you for everything!

how to download minecraft
Maj 08, 2019 o 02:05 AM

That is really interesting, You are an overly skilled blogger.
I have joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your fantastic post.
Additionally, I have shared your site in my social networks

free minecraft download
Maj 16, 2019 o 11:05 AM

I don’t know whether it’s just me or if everyone else
encountering issues with your website. It appears like some of the text within your content are running off the screen. Can someone else
please provide feedback and let me know if this is happening to them too?

This may be a problem with my browser because I’ve had this happen before.

Appreciate it

offwhite
Maj 20, 2019 o 12:05 PM

Thank you so much for giving everyone an exceptionally nice chance to discover important secrets from this website. It is always very awesome and as well , full of amusement for me and my office fellow workers to search your website the equivalent of 3 times a week to read the latest guidance you will have. Not to mention, I’m always impressed concerning the excellent tips and hints you serve. Some 3 areas in this post are indeed the finest I’ve ever had.

yeezy boost 350
Maj 22, 2019 o 06:05 PM

I have to express some thanks to the writer just for bailing me out of this particular incident. After searching through the online world and obtaining proposals which are not beneficial, I believed my entire life was gone. Being alive minus the solutions to the problems you have resolved by means of your short article is a serious case, as well as those that could have in a wrong way damaged my entire career if I hadn’t noticed the blog. The training and kindness in maneuvering all the pieces was vital. I am not sure what I would’ve done if I had not come across such a point like this. I can also now look forward to my future. Thanks very much for the professional and results-oriented guide. I won’t think twice to suggest the sites to anybody who needs and wants counselling about this subject matter.

jordan 12
Maj 24, 2019 o 04:05 PM

Thank you so much for providing individuals with an exceptionally memorable opportunity to discover important secrets from this web site. It is often very ideal and as well , packed with fun for me and my office co-workers to search your web site particularly thrice in 7 days to see the fresh guidance you have got. And of course, I’m at all times motivated with your attractive guidelines you serve. Certain 1 ideas in this post are undeniably the most suitable I’ve ever had.

goyard handbags
Maj 28, 2019 o 01:05 PM

I simply needed to thank you very much once more. I am not sure the things I might have implemented without the type of recommendations revealed by you regarding my concern. It truly was a scary dilemma for me personally, nevertheless finding out a specialised style you handled that made me to leap with happiness. I’m just thankful for this information and even expect you recognize what an amazing job you are carrying out educating others thru your web site. I’m certain you have never met any of us.

golden goose sneakers
Czerwiec 01, 2019 o 06:06 PM

I must show some thanks to you just for bailing me out of this particular instance. Right after searching throughout the search engines and seeing concepts which are not helpful, I thought my entire life was well over. Existing without the presence of approaches to the issues you’ve sorted out by means of the guideline is a critical case, as well as the ones which could have adversely affected my entire career if I hadn’t encountered the website. Your good ability and kindness in controlling all the things was important. I’m not sure what I would have done if I had not discovered such a step like this. I can also at this point look ahead to my future. Thanks so much for this impressive and amazing guide. I won’t hesitate to propose the blog to any individual who should have guide on this area.

longchamp
Czerwiec 05, 2019 o 03:06 PM

I have to point out my love for your kindness giving support to those people that must have assistance with this important concept. Your personal dedication to getting the message all over appeared to be wonderfully interesting and has always helped those much like me to realize their endeavors. Your own interesting publication entails a lot to me and additionally to my mates. Thanks a ton; from everyone of us.

ps4 games 2018-19 ign
Czerwiec 08, 2019 o 12:06 PM

Great article! This is the type of information that
are meant to be shared across the net. Disgrace on Google for no longer positioning this post upper!
Come on over and seek advice from my website .
Thanks =)

golden goose sneakers
Czerwiec 09, 2019 o 03:06 AM

Thank you so much for giving everyone such a terrific chance to read in detail from this site. It can be so pleasurable and stuffed with a good time for me personally and my office colleagues to visit your web site no less than thrice in one week to read through the new issues you have. Of course, I am usually happy with the effective knowledge served by you. Certain two facts in this post are clearly the finest I’ve had.

http://tinyurl.com/y3568oyq
Czerwiec 09, 2019 o 10:06 AM

Greate post. Keep writing such kind of info on your page.
Im really impressed by your site.
Hi there, You’ve done a fantastic job. I’ll certainly digg
it and in my opinion recommend to my friends. I’m confident they
will be benefited from this website.

playstation 4 best games ever made 2019
Czerwiec 12, 2019 o 03:06 AM

Hi to all, as I am truly eager of reading this web site’s
post to be updated on a regular basis. It carries nice data.

cat boots
Czerwiec 12, 2019 o 01:06 PM

I as well as my friends were found to be viewing the best guides found on your web blog and then quickly got a terrible feeling I had not expressed respect to the web site owner for them. My young men are already so passionate to see all of them and already have extremely been making the most of these things. We appreciate you truly being simply accommodating and for pick out certain good subject areas most people are really eager to learn about. Our sincere apologies for not expressing appreciation to earlier.

read the full info here
Czerwiec 12, 2019 o 09:06 PM

I simply want to tell you that I am just very new to blogging and honestly savored your web site. Most likely I’m want to bookmark your blog . You amazingly have remarkable posts. Appreciate it for sharing your blog site.

quest bars cheap
Czerwiec 15, 2019 o 06:06 AM

It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without
a doubt donate to this outstanding blog! I guess for now i’ll
settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account.

I look forward to brand new updates and will share this website with my Facebook group.
Chat soon!

John Deere Technical Manuals
Czerwiec 15, 2019 o 05:06 PM

You must indulge in a contest for one of the greatest blogs over the internet. Ill suggest this web site!

timberland shoes
Czerwiec 16, 2019 o 04:06 AM

Thanks a lot for providing individuals with an extremely terrific chance to read articles and blog posts from this website. It’s usually very amazing and as well , packed with a lot of fun for me personally and my office friends to search your site particularly 3 times in one week to read the fresh stuff you will have. And definitely, I’m so at all times motivated with your unique techniques served by you. Some 3 facts in this article are particularly the most efficient I’ve had.

quest bars
Czerwiec 16, 2019 o 05:06 PM

Somebody essentially help to make severely articles I might
state. This is the first time I frequented your web page and
up to now? I amazed with the analysis you made to create this actual put up extraordinary.
Magnificent task!

Delena Bazzell
Czerwiec 17, 2019 o 08:06 AM

I am continually browsing online for ideas that can aid me. Thanks!

node
Czerwiec 17, 2019 o 10:06 AM

I and my guys were actually following the excellent tips from your site and then instantly I got a horrible suspicion I never thanked the web site owner for those strategies. All the ladies had been as a result passionate to see them and now have honestly been loving those things. We appreciate you truly being considerably kind and then for considering certain superior information millions of individuals are really needing to be aware of. My honest regret for not saying thanks to you sooner.

John Deere Repair Manuals
Czerwiec 17, 2019 o 06:06 PM

Undeniably imagine that that you stated. Your favorite reason appeared to be at the internet the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked whilst people consider concerns that they plainly don’t recognise about. You controlled to hit the nail upon the top and outlined out the whole thing with no need side-effects , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks!

Verdell Vanderveen
Czerwiec 18, 2019 o 02:06 AM

Spot lets start work on this write-up, I truly believe this website requirements far more consideration. I’ll probably be once more to learn a great deal more, thanks for that information.

John Deere Repair Manuals
Czerwiec 18, 2019 o 06:06 AM

Wow! This could be one particular of the most helpful blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Basically Magnificent. I am also a specialist in this topic therefore I can understand your effort.

John Deere Diagnostic and Test Manuals
Czerwiec 18, 2019 o 07:06 PM

I am glad to be a visitant of this staring web site, thanks for this rare info!

yeezy boost 350 v2
Czerwiec 20, 2019 o 03:06 AM

I would like to convey my affection for your generosity giving support to those who must have assistance with this one content. Your very own dedication to getting the message across turned out to be wonderfully advantageous and has without exception permitted folks much like me to arrive at their endeavors. Your entire helpful help implies a whole lot a person like me and additionally to my office workers. With thanks; from all of us.

plenty of fish dating site
Czerwiec 22, 2019 o 04:06 AM

Having read this I thought it was rather informative. I appreciate you spending some time
and effort to put this informative article together. I once again find myself personally spending a significant amount of time
both reading and posting comments. But so what, it was
still worth it!

457F3C47-96BA-479F-926C-9F292B9DB1DA
Czerwiec 22, 2019 o 04:06 AM

Thank you a lot for providing individuals with an extraordinarily breathtaking chance to check tips from this web site. It can be so awesome and as well , stuffed with a great time for me and my office colleagues to search your website at minimum 3 times every week to read through the latest things you have. And lastly, I’m just at all times happy with the unbelievable secrets served by you. Some 1 areas on this page are basically the very best I have ever had.

quest bars cheap
Czerwiec 23, 2019 o 09:06 AM

If you would like to improve your experience only keep visiting this website and be updated
with the latest news update posted here.

John Deere Service Manuals
Czerwiec 27, 2019 o 01:06 PM

Can I just say what a reduction to search out someone who actually is aware of what theyre speaking about on the internet. You positively know learn how to carry a difficulty to gentle and make it important. Extra individuals have to learn this and understand this aspect of the story. I cant believe youre not more standard since you positively have the gift.

how to get help in windows 10
Czerwiec 29, 2019 o 05:06 AM

This design is incredible! You certainly know how to keep a reader
amused. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well,
almost…HaHa!) Wonderful job. I really enjoyed
what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it.
Too cool!

Pasquale Brockert
Czerwiec 30, 2019 o 01:06 PM

I was roaming Google for some cool music and videos of my favorite artists and I ran across your cool blog site, most on the time when I check out blogs I’m looking for anything particular and I leave right away after. But as part of your situation the info you’re giving in this write-up produced me wish to reply and show my appreciated, so We have bookmarked you blog as properly. Retain posting and thank you! =)

Reuben Ferrario
Lipiec 01, 2019 o 04:07 AM

There couple of interesting points over time in the following paragraphs but I do not determine if I see all of them center to heart. There’s some validity but Let me take hold opinion until I investigate it further. Excellent post , thanks and now we want more! Combined with FeedBurner at the same time

Tinisha Asay
Lipiec 02, 2019 o 12:07 AM

Normally I do not learn article on blogs, however I wish to say that this write-up very compelled me to take a look at and do it! Your writing style has been amazed me. Thank you, very great post.

nike air vapormax
Lipiec 02, 2019 o 11:07 AM

A lot of thanks for every one of your efforts on this blog. My niece delights in doing research and it is obvious why. Most of us hear all about the powerful medium you produce important items on your blog and as well as strongly encourage participation from other individuals on the article and my daughter has always been becoming educated so much. Enjoy the rest of the new year. You’re doing a terrific job.

fila disruptor 2
Lipiec 02, 2019 o 11:07 PM

I precisely desired to appreciate you again. I do not know the things that I would’ve implemented without those secrets revealed by you concerning that subject matter. Certainly was the scary circumstance in my view, but spending time with a expert form you dealt with it forced me to cry for happiness. Extremely grateful for the support and as well , wish you comprehend what a powerful job you are getting into educating many others using your web site. I am certain you’ve never encountered any of us.

Emmie Kaps
Lipiec 03, 2019 o 01:07 AM

There a few intriguing points soon enough on this page but I do not determine if I see these people center to heart. There is certainly some validity but I’ll take hold opinion until I investigate it further. Excellent article , thanks and then we want a lot more! Added to FeedBurner at the same time

golden goose
Lipiec 03, 2019 o 11:07 AM

I intended to write you one very little remark to help say thank you as before for those unique secrets you’ve provided on this page. This has been quite surprisingly open-handed of people like you to provide publicly all a lot of folks might have distributed as an ebook in order to make some profit for their own end, particularly given that you might have done it if you wanted. Those techniques likewise worked like the fantastic way to understand that other people online have a similar zeal just as mine to know the truth a whole lot more around this issue. I’m sure there are millions of more pleasurable opportunities ahead for many who looked at your blog.

cheap jordans
Lipiec 04, 2019 o 12:07 AM

My wife and i felt lucky Raymond managed to round up his preliminary research because of the ideas he came across out of the web page. It’s not at all simplistic to just possibly be freely giving secrets which usually some people may have been selling. And we also remember we’ve got you to thank because of that. These illustrations you have made, the easy web site navigation, the friendships you make it possible to engender – it’s got everything remarkable, and it is letting our son in addition to the family imagine that this theme is interesting, and that’s extremely indispensable. Many thanks for all!

Kaley Schamel
Lipiec 04, 2019 o 01:07 AM

Whats up! I simply wish to give an enormous thumbs up for the great information you have here on this post. I might be coming again to your blog for more soon.

christian louboutin shoes
Lipiec 04, 2019 o 12:07 PM

I intended to compose you the very small remark just to thank you very much again regarding the nice opinions you’ve provided on this website. This is really strangely generous of you to make unreservedly all that a few people could possibly have made available as an electronic book to earn some profit for their own end, even more so considering the fact that you might have tried it in the event you decided. These secrets additionally acted as the good way to fully grasp some people have the identical dream the same as mine to know very much more when it comes to this condition. I believe there are a lot more fun moments up front for those who go through your blog.

reebok outlet
Lipiec 05, 2019 o 12:07 AM

Thanks so much for giving everyone an extremely pleasant opportunity to read from this blog. It is often very lovely and stuffed with a lot of fun for me and my office mates to search your site minimum thrice a week to learn the fresh guides you have. And indeed, I am just usually impressed considering the spectacular things you serve. Certain 1 points in this post are essentially the most beneficial I’ve had.

John Deere Technical Manuals
Listopad 30, 2019 o 03:11 PM

A friend of mine advised this site. And yes. it has some useful pieces of info and I enjoyed scaning it. Therefore i could love to drop you a quick note to express my cheers. Take care

Nike Outlet
Grudzień 04, 2019 o 06:12 AM

neoiiqphlp,If you want a hassle free movies downloading then you must need an app like showbox which may provide best ever user friendly interface.I LOve your Blog!

outdoor living direct
Grudzień 04, 2019 o 03:12 PM

May I simply just say what a relief to discover a person that really knows what they are talking about over the internet. You actually realize how to bring a problem to light and make it important. More and more people need to look at this and understand this side of your story. I was surprised that you’re not more popular because you most certainly have the gift.

Yeezy 700
Grudzień 05, 2019 o 01:12 AM

jndgnvgmr, you can easily configure your email account with MS Outlook.I LOve your Blog!

Yeezy Boost 350
Grudzień 05, 2019 o 07:12 AM

pubsrno,This website truly has alll of the information and facts I wanted about this subject and didn’t know who to ask.

Yeezy Shoes
Grudzień 05, 2019 o 08:12 PM

rfasrku,Thanks a lot for providing us with this recipe of Cranberry Brisket. I’ve been wanting to make this for a long time but I couldn’t find the right recipe. Thanks to your help here.

Nike Outlet Store
Grudzień 05, 2019 o 10:12 PM

myydansxffy,Thanks for this useful information, Really amazing. Thanks again. I LOve your BloG

Yeezys
Grudzień 06, 2019 o 01:12 AM

Yeezys

lmtyzsoflp,Definitely believe that which you said. Your favourite justification appeared to be on the net the simplest thing to remember of.I LOve your Blog!

Yeezy Shoes
Grudzień 06, 2019 o 09:12 AM

euoehuqzir,Definitely believe that which you said. Your favourite justification appeared to be on the net the simplest thing to remember of.I LOve your Blog!

John Deere Diagnostic and Test Manuals
Grudzień 09, 2019 o 12:12 PM

Hey there, You have done a fantastic job. I will definitely digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I’m sure they’ll be benefited from this site.

Cletus Vandewater
Grudzień 21, 2019 o 05:12 PM

I delight in, result in I found exactly what I was having a look for. You have ended my four day long hunt! God Bless you man. Have a great day. Bye

Jaime Petsche
Grudzień 24, 2019 o 04:12 PM

However, it is also difficult to overlook the complete lack of originality on display in the film, so The Hangover, Part II proves a mixed bag, and one that receives a mild recommendation from me.